Damn! I must be Nostradamus!

Well, not really. But shit, I did predict my employment demise within 2 months of it's implosion. December 15th encrusted my last 2 hours of work. I believe that my official prediction was December 11, could have been the 5th though. I'm not sure if I predicted it before or after I was told of the 1 week bonus project, probably before. I do know that after my initial prediction was deemed inaccurate, I was teased for it. (Hola, Tony! Guess you'll be working the grill from now on.) But who cares, really? Just add me to the percentage of unemployed in Los Angeles; and the percentage of unemployed in California; and the percentage of unemployed in America; and the percentage of unemployed globally. Thanks to a neocon piece of shit I'll refer to as "W" and the entire entourage of espionage under that "rule of law".

Fat People Should be Banned from having Children

I repeat: Fat people should be banned from having children. This should also include adoption. We all know people are not born fat, but looking at statistics, fat people choose to be fat and it's affecting their children. Have you ever seen a fat person with a skinny child? Neither have I, and statistics show that fat breeds fat.

Many may not understand the repercussions this dilemma has on our society, our environment and our economy. Millions of dollars a year in farm bills have been issued so farmers can accommodate for the "growing needs" of what is referred to in the media as "fat America."

I'd like to start a worldwide movement to change all that... and you should support it.

It's the right thing to do.

Where the fuck have you been?

Okay, I mean me... duh. It's not like anyone knew about this blogging thing I haven't been doing anyway.

But to answer the question... "Where the fuck have I been?" Hmm... where the fuck have I been? Lemme think... Oh I know, I've been working and riding my bicycle. I've actually been riding my bicycle to work: It's about 7.52 miles there and 13.1 miles back, a whopping 20.62 miles a day, but who's counting? Oh yeah, mapmyride.com is! Sweet!

For the record, I'm not trying to pull some "parental in the snow uphill" bullshit, but "why the different distances?", you may ask. I'd rather do a loop than go back the way in which I came. Duh! And by the way, both are uphill.

So the first part of my answer was "working". And by "working" I mean I've been conveniently sitting at my desk, eager to accomplish any task that is put before me; I am a diligent worker; I love the process; I love the result; I love to be busy. I'm a much more interesting person when I'm busy. Bored? I might as well not exist.

But at "work": I'm bored. The problem is that the tasks that are put before me are... how can I put this succinctly? Oh! I know, non-existent! So therefore, I am bored. And I'll probably be looking for a job soon. My supervisor resigned on Monday(?) and the only other person in my department told me she was leaving too. I figured if I ignored what she said it wouldn't be true so we haven't had any more discussion about it. I suppose I should have that conversation with her before I forget to and feel left in the lurch.

Oh, the second part of my answer... the biking. Not so much. =(

I've been busted up with a sprained left foot... I haven't been riding anytime recent and won't be anytime soon. I do have an interesting story though (it's about time right?): my foot almost completely peeled up and melted off! More on that later, I've got a something to deal with right now...